Week 10 EOC: Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
A: The bucket.

http://www.iciclesoftware.com/LawJokes/IcicleLawJokes.html

Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm

Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to screw her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?

http://www.101funjokes.com/lawyer_jokes.htm

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats

Question: What do lawyers use for birth control?
Answer: Their personalities.

http://www.stromer.com/jokes/185jokes.html